i say good morning to people, all the time. usually at work, this gets me a double-take. then i explain to people that it's always morning, somewhere and then they just wander off, looking at me oddly out of the corner of their eyes.

this is my secret ploy to get a reputation for being strange. well, that and having given up wearing a bra to work. do you know how much you'd have to pay me to get me to work somewhere where i was required to wear a bra again? (no, no, it's more money than even that.)