oh, my love. you need to get some new lines. or at least get your other sweeties to stop quoting them in public.

this is a thing that monogamous people don't really need to worry about, i expect; that their sweethearts will get together, compare notes on all the various heartwarming things that have been said to each of them, and realizing that they're the same.

well, i expect that serial monogamists have that trouble. but somehow i expect it's a less visceral terror.