i adore jon carroll. i do, i do.


They're even better than death!

"So I brooded about this for a day and came up with the following revelation, unavailable in any other opinion column in the nation: Taxes are good."

i do, in fact, voluntarily vote to have my taxes raised. yes, please, allow me to give more money to the government so that they can do things with it that i think are useful.

(as a not-unrelated note, the roads in michigan suck. they don't tax those people enough.)