i don't want to see naked pictures of you.

no, really, i don't.

either i already get to see you naked, in which case that's better than pictures, i don't get to see you naked but want to, in which case pictures would just be difficult and frustrating, or thirdly, as far as i can tell, you're probably trolling for compliments. in which case, brushing up on your writing skills and your ability to compose an elegant sentence is a better way to get me to say "oooooooh" at you.

i just don't understand people sometimes.

(if you've sent me writing to look at in the past week, this is not directed at you. and if you haven't posted a poll to the internet about whether or not you should put up nekkid pictures, this isn't directed at you, either.)