from google groups and rasseff

Generic Science Fiction Convention


Most conventions allow people just to arrive and assume any role they
want. This willy-nilly method of role distribution is hardly fair &
often leads to some people getting to take the fun roles over and over
at several conventions while others are stuck with boring, stuffy or
annoying roles. To alleviate this problem, our convention will require
people to sign up for one of the following positions before being
permitted to attend.

if you're a fan (and if you bristle at that, you're included in the group that i mean to warn here) make sure you're not going to disturb anyone with your laughing before you read this. also, place pillows on the floor so as to cushion your landing.