i went to see my gp on monday afternoon, to talk to her about allergies. i mentioned having had norwalk over new year's, and i said that for a while i had thought that i had the flu because my muscles ached and my joints ached, but then i started to throw up, and i thought "no, not the flu, must be norwalk."

she said "well, stomach flu..."

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.

(stomach flu isn't flu. thank you, drive through.)