from avedon, at The Sideshow

You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him.

And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.

And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of "Fair and Balanced" and walking out. They may think it's an organization.

And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of "Fair and Balanced" and walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is , the Fair and Balanced Anti-Pravda Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar.

With apologies to Arlo. (and many thanks, to avedon.)