fair warning:

in the next month, anyone who explains to me about how they're a direct communicator and anyone who isn't is a manipulative pain in the ass is likely to get popped in the snoot.

your snoot is also in danger if you explain to me how you're a direct communicator and then you say something to me that is hugely unclear or open to interpretation. the saving throw for your snoot goes up in proportion to how many of the possible interpretations involve guilt or trying to get me to do something.