there's a lot of the time when the onion is truer than the actual news. like with this.


The Onion | Kerry Unveils One-Point Plan For Better America:

WICHITA, KS-- Delivering the central speech of his 10-day 'Solution For America' bus campaign tour Monday, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry outlined his one-point plan for a better America: the removal of George W. Bush from the White House.


'If I am elected in November, no inner-city child will have to live in an America where George Bush is president,' Kerry said, addressing a packed Maize High School auditorium. 'No senior citizen will lie awake at night, worrying about whether George Bush is still the chief executive of this country. And no American-- regardless of gender, regardless of class, regardless of race-- will be represented by George Bush in the world community.'