so, i went and took the OkCupid! Death Test.

According to our research, you'll be dead by February 2058 at age 85
- probable cause -
cancer.

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

deeply cheery, eh? i think it's telling me that i'm going to die of cancer because i eat too much bacon. but, you know, bacon!