found on lj in various places, a list of things that are true and not true about me. true ones are bolded, not true ones aren't.

dear mom, dad, and other relatives: probably more than you wanted to know, right here. just warning you.

I miss someone right now.
I watch more TV this year than last year.
I love olives.
I love sleeping.
I own a home.
I love to play video games
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I have done something illegal.
I have watched porn movies.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the "psycho ex" in a past relationship.
I like my handwriting.
I have acne-free skin.
I curse frequently.
I have a hobby.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I am very smart.
I can be paranoid at times.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go.
I have broken a bone.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I love rain.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I have tried sushi.
I have been to Las Vegas.
I have at least one brother and/or sister.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have mood swings.
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I have kissed someone of the same sex.
I have rearranged these lines so I don't have to make so many bold tags.
I have been in a real relationship.
I have rejected someone before.
I was born in a country other than the USA.
I shave my legs.
I have a twin.
I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
I am good at styling other people's hair.
I have cheated on a significant other.
I have a hidden talent.
I am currently single.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I love to shop.
I would classify myself as "ghetto".
I am obsessed with my LJ.
I don't hate anyone.
I am a good dancer.
I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.
I have a cell phone.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I currently have a crush on someone.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have changed a diaper.
I am allergic to something deadly.
I have a lot to learn.
I have dated someone 10 years (or more) older or younger than me.
I am very shy around the opposite sex. (note from b: also the same sex. shy in general, that's me.)
I have been rejected by someone.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
I have avoided work to play with my blog. (Doing it right now.)
I have had the cops called on me.
I bite my nails.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I, as a child, learned "the difference between boys and girls" with a neighbor or friend.
I enjoy country music.
I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I love my friends. (note from b: as a friend recently said to me, when i was busy melting on her about a recent breakup, love isn't something to be stingy with.)
I am a perfectionist.
I have had a crush on somebody I have never met.
I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
I have been to Europe.
I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
I enjoy smoothies. (ew ew ew ew ew.)
I love Michael Jackson - scandals and all.
I have watched the television show "Spongebob Squarepants".
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I am content as of this moment.
I have gone scuba diving.
I play a musical instrument.
I strongly dislike math.
I am procrastinating by filling out this list.
I own and use a library card. (not currently using it; i should get back to that.)
I have seen "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy.
I have seen the television show "The O.C."
I am resentful that I have to grow up. (i like being a grownup. i like being able to be responsible. i like making my own choices. other than having to pay my own electric bill, what's not to like?)
I like eating Ramen noodles.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart. (bent, and seriously, but not broken. it'll heal up.)
I consider myself to be a "nerd".
I am left handed.
I have had major surgery.
I have a pet.
I own 100 CDs or more.
I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I am currently in my pajamas.
I have tried a drug that is illegal.
I am a cuddler.
I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl/guy. (wrong for me? yeah. working on it, though.)
I will try anything once.
I am a Republican.
I am Catholic.
I am a college student. (again!)
I like to cook.
I like to vacuum.
I collect picture frames.
I like Shakespeare.
I like to sing.
I practice a religion that is not considered "mainstream". (well, i'm out of practice, but yes.)
I have counted down the days until the summer.
I have fulfilled someone's dare at a party or gathering.
I am, or was, pigeon-toed.
I have been to an anime convention.
I have a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a car.
I am an only child.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I like the taste of blood.
I have swum in the ocean.
I like being the center of attention.
I know how to shoot a gun.
I am currently pregnant.
I have all my grandparents, none of them have died.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I enjoy jazz music.
I am a morning person.
I have watched "Sex and the City".
I am married. (yes, but not for long. which reminds me, time to call the lawyer again.)
I want to get (re-)married. (shacked up, yes. married, no.)
I am a huge fan of lists.
I currently regret something that I have done.
I read books for pleasure.
I believe that life is not worth living unless you have friends to share your experiences with.
I'm a virgin.
I think long strings of html code look cool.
I do not believe people are inherently good or evil, rather they are inherently lazy.
I love learning foreign languages. (i am not any good at it, but i love it.)
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.