okay, conspiracy theory to end all conspiracy theories-- the shrub is trying to kill off all liberals by making them laugh so hard they choke to death.


Guardian Unlimited | World Latest | Bush Remarks a Jab at Chavez, Castro:

"Eyeing three upcoming presidential elections in Latin America, Bush said citizens must choose ``between two competing visions'' for their future.
One, he said, pursues representative government, integration into the world community and freedom's transformative power for individuals.
``The other seeks to roll back the democratic progress of the past two decades by playing to fear, pitting neighbor against neighbor and blaming others for their own failures to provide for the people,'' he said. ``We must make tough decisions today to ensure a better tomorrow.'' "

he'll have to try harder-- i outwitted the sneaky poptarts and am still here alive to pass this on to you.