dear creepy creepy jerk who happens to be president of my country:

ask before you give someone a backrub. *always*.

especially if they are the head of a foreign nation.

no love,
me.

it seems unlikely that this will cause lasting (longer than the next two years, anyhow) issues between germany and the united states. but it besmirches the already so tarnished it's hard to tell what it used to look like international reputation of the united states that our president thinks that casual sexual harassment of other national leaders is okay.