things i hate about my body, part nine thousand eight hundred and forty two:

my bangs are too long, and they were driving me crazy. so i put a headband on. the headband is too small for my giant mutant head. so now i have a headache. then, i found a news article about new, minimally invasive knee replacement surgery. so i read it.

now i have a headache and want to throw up.

bleh, i say. bleh!