first person to mention pluto being deplanetized and doesn't that affect astrology gets a boot to the head. (what, you thought astrology was a science? um. no.)

City Pages - Free Will Astrology

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I really encourage you to have a celebration. The planets are urging you to revel and rejoice, too. I wouldn't be surprised if God Herself is rooting for you to whip up festivities worthy of a jubilee. So what are you waiting for? What? You say you don't have anything to celebrate? I beg to differ. How about extolling the end of your addiction to a time-wasting delusion? Or maybe the loss of a "privilege" that encouraged you to be lazy, or the end of a false hope that kept you stuck in the past? How about if you throw a party to express your gratitude at finally being forced to embrace a creative limitation that will ultimately set you free?

dear rob: out of my head! out!