i just realized i am about to have a pants crisis. my size has changed drastically over the last three years or so, and at the same time, evil jeans manufacturers have put spandex in everything. i like spandex. spandex has many fine uses. but not in my jeans.

my current solution to this is to buy used pants off of ebay, but eventually, other people will run out of pants to sell me.

i suspect a conspiracy. darn those pants manufacturers. darn them to heck.